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Visa Gods in Demand   Anti Hindu.   03/29/2017 07:35 PM  

Ever since Trump has come, and said he does not want the H 1B visa chaps to come to America, indians are troubled.And when an indian is troubled he runs to one place, a temple , where else !

And Lord Hanuman is one such God. He has many names, The Hanuman temple outside the petrol pump near my house, is called Petrol pump wale Hanuman ji. Loads of people come here on Tuesdays, as also a lot of beggars, and many car owners too. Who knows this Hanumanji is told to reduce the petrol prices.

Well we have people now flocking to this Hanuman Temple in Delhi called Visa wale Hanumanji.Here people flock and put in their appliactions to the lord, so that they are granted visas to go to the states, the land of milk and honey, and they feel Hanumanji will make Trump lienient to their visa in particular.

This is like bribing God eh ! Yes they must be giving cash, and sweets to the lord, to appease him.People will not take no for an answer I suppose. They cant digest the fact that Trump is all powerful these days, his writ runs more than Hanumanji in these matters. So guys and gals, there is lots in india, there are pots of money here too. Look at Ambanis , tatas, birlas, and airtel chap, there is lots of money here too.


And who knows even if u force Hanumanji to grant u visa, against his wish, u might meet the same fate as that indian who was shot dead in the pub recently.


Let us all go there hahahhahaha.

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Re: Visa Gods in Demand   Hanuman   03/29/2017 11:35 PM  

Hello don't get god into visas. Dust your brain first anti Hindu.


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Re: Re: Visa Gods in Demand   Ram.   03/30/2017 08:34 AM  

you must be joking buddy.

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Re: Re: Visa Gods in Demand   Eternal Life   03/30/2017 09:19 AM  

God is happy with his Mastercards.

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Re: Re: Re: Visa Gods in Demand   Ram   03/30/2017 09:25 AM  

or Amex or Discover
0% APR for 21 months on purchases and balance transfer

hahahhaha

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Re: Visa Gods in Demand   ?   03/30/2017 12:25 PM  

Did you pack your things?


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